If You Don’t Have Margarine, Use…

The Preparation of Mayonnaise

[There are no pictures here. On purpose.]

Separate five eggs. Put the egg yolks into your food processor. Turn it on high. S.l.o.w.l.y drizzle in about 300ml-400ml of vegetable oil. The size of the yolks will make a difference, and it takes a little practice to know the breaking point. Yes, I’ve broken mayonnaise. It’s not a tragedy, it just meant I was rushing. Yes, I’ll be available for questions/panic attacks.

Anyway,  now you should now have a food processor full of mayonnaise. Drizzle in some water. Don’t even bother with the salt. That’s it. Chill it and it’ll firm up. No really, that’s it.

If you’re going to use store-bought mayonnaise, assuming you find a mayonnaise that doesn’t have kitniyot in it,  it’s going to have vinegar, stabilizers and other who-knows-what in it. We’re trying to stick to olive oil and eggs for cakes, so just follow the instructions above on how to make your own.

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11 thoughts on “If You Don’t Have Margarine, Use…”

  1. If the mayo does break, just add another yolk & process again until the emulsion forms again. Then quit!

    1. I have never had an issue with eating raw eggs in foods, including mousse, meringue, and mayonnaise. And if you're putting the mayonnaise into a cake, the baking will kill any bacteria after 140F.

      Regarding salmonella, adults are less susceptible than children, stomach acid kills them, and you have to drink practically an entire beaker of the stuff to actually get food poisoning. Egg farms are typically under a vet's care.

      I'm not advocating being stupid or irresponsible. I'm saying that it's not as big a fear as we're been led to believe.

      If you do ever get sick, you'll be better in a week. And my chocolate mousse is worth it.

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